6 Teddy Jokes

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Updated on: Feb 09 2025

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What's a teddy bear's favorite subject in school? Hibernation Studies!
Why did the teddy bear turn red? It saw the salad dressing!
Why did the teddy bear bring a ladder to the bar? It wanted to reach the high 'beartender'!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear – just like a teddy in a candy store!
How do teddy bears stay cool in the summer? They have 'bear-conditioning'!
Why did the teddy bear refuse to share its snack? It was a little 'self-bear-ish'!

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