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Why did the teddy bear go to therapy? It had too many 'unbearable' issues!
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Why did the teddy bear bring a suitcase to the party? It wanted to pack a punch!
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What did the teddy bear say when offered a second cup of tea? 'No thanks, I'm already a little 'teddy'!
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Teddy, the only bear I know that's more high-maintenance than my last relationship. I bought it for comfort, not therapy bills!
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My Teddy bear is a great listener, but terrible at giving advice. I told him I had a rough day, and he just sat there looking fluffy. Thanks for nothing, Teddy!
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Why do they call it a Teddy bear? Is it because every time I spill coffee on mine, I feel like I've betrayed a childhood friendship? Sorry, Teddy, it's just a beverage!
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You ever notice how Teddy bears are always smiling? It's like they know something we don't. Maybe they've secretly taken over the world, one cuddle at a time.
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Teddy bears are like the unsung therapists of childhood. 'Tell me your troubles,' they say, and then they silently judge you for spilling juice on them.
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Teddy bears are the original influencers. They've been influencing us to buy them for decades, and we fall for it every time. I bet my Teddy has more followers than me on social media!
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I tried talking to my Teddy bear about my problems, but all he did was stare at me with those button eyes. I need emotional support, not a silent judgment!
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Teddy bears are like the rockstars of childhood. They get all the attention, they're always hugging someone, and no one cares if they're a little bit fuzzy around the edges. I want to be a Teddy bear in my next life!
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You ever notice how Teddy bears are always so cheerful? I mean, if I were stuck in a kid's room for years, I'd need therapy too!
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