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Teddy in Horror Movies
Teddy bears starring in horror movies, turning cute into creepy
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You think Chucky is scary? Try a teddy bear possessed by a demonic force. It's all fun and games until Mr. Snuggles starts chanting ancient incantations in the middle of the night. I never thought I'd be scared of something with a bowtie.
Ted Talks
The struggle of giving a TED talk on teddy bears and making it sound profound
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Giving a TED talk on teddy bears is like trying to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich sound like a Michelin-starred meal. "The juxtaposition of plushness and emotional security is not to be underestimated, my friends. It's a delicate dance between polyester and the human soul.
Teddy Bears
Teddy bears always look so innocent, but are they hiding something?
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Have you ever tried to clean a teddy bear? It's like performing surgery. You're delicately dabbing at it with a wet cloth, hoping you don't accidentally remove its smile and turn it into the stuff of nightmares. "Say cheese, Teddy!" Oh no, what have I done?
Teddy Roosevelt
Teddy Roosevelt's perspective on being associated with a cuddly toy
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If Teddy Roosevelt were alive today, he'd walk into a toy store, see the teddy bear section, and say, "I wanted a legacy, not a bedtime companion. Where's the Rough Rider action figures?
Teddy at the Laundromat
The awkwardness of washing a teddy bear at the laundromat
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Washing a teddy bear in public is like airing your dirty laundry, quite literally. People give you that look, like, "Shouldn't you be doing this at home, in secret, like the rest of us?" I'm just here trying to give Mr. Cuddles a spa day, okay?
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