7+ Best One Liners Jokes For tates

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I started a support group for misunderstood vegetables. The potato was the chair-spud-son!

I asked my potato computer for relationship advice. It said, 'You should root for each other.

I tried to make mashed potatoes, but they ended up looking like a crime scene. I guess I really 'mashed' it up!

I tried to impress my date with my cooking skills, but I ended up with a potato disaster. I guess romance can be a real hash!

I told my friend a yam joke, but he didn't find it a-peeling at all.

My friend asked if I could help him peel a bag of potatoes. I said, 'Sure, that's a lot to 'tater' to.

I tried to make french fries, but they ended up looking like burnt twigs. I guess you could say it was a 'fry'-asco!

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