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The Laser Tattoo Removal Specialist
Dealing with regretful clients and their questionable life choices
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Laser tattoo removal is like breaking up with your bad decisions. One client had a tattoo that said "YOLO." After removal, it says "YO." Well, at least they're halfway there to existential enlightenment.
The Tattooed Celebrity
Living in the public eye with tattoos
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It's weird being famous for your tattoos. I can't escape it. Even when I'm at the dentist, the hygienist is like, "Is this your first time here?" I'm thinking, "Lady, my tattoos have seen more dental appointments than you can imagine.
The Tattoo Canvas (Person Getting Tattooed)
Trusting the tattoo artist's creativity without seeing the design
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Got a tattoo of a lion because I wanted something fierce. Now, I have a lion on my arm that looks perpetually disappointed. I guess even my tattoo knows I'm not as tough as I thought.
The Tattoo Artist
Balancing clients' desires with the permanence of tattoos
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Tattooing is like cooking; you don't realize your mistake until it's too late. Had a guy who wanted a tree on his arm, but it ended up looking like broccoli. Now he's stuck with a permanent salad sleeve.
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