7 Jokes For Tape Measure

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Updated on: Jan 27 2025

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What's a tape measure's favorite movie genre? Measure-mysteries!
What did one tape measure say to the other at the party? Nice to meet you, let's stay connected!
Why did the tape measure go to therapy? It had too many issues with commitment!
Why did the tape measure become a musician? It wanted to measure the beats!
Why did the tape measure apply for a job? It wanted to make a lasting impression!
Why did the tape measure start a band? It wanted to hit all the right lengths!
Tape measures are like good friends – always there when you need them, even if they occasionally snap!

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