7 Jokes For Tape Measure

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Updated on: Jan 27 2025

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My tape measure has a great sense of humor – it always pulls my leg!
What's a tape measure's favorite exercise? Inches and stretches!
I tried to measure my happiness, but it was off the scale – must be a faulty tape measure!
My tape measure broke up with me. It just couldn't handle the distance!
I have a joke about tape measures, but it's a little long...
What did the tape measure say to the pencil? You leave your mark, and I'll keep track!
I asked my tape measure how it's doing. It said, 'Just trying to stay grounded!

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