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What did one skyscraper say to the other? 'I love our high-level conversations!
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What did the short building say to the tall building during a basketball game? 'You can't reach my level!
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Why did the skyscraper start a band? It wanted to reach new heights in the music industry!
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What's a building's favorite type of music? Elevator music – it really lifts their spirits!
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I heard they're planning to build an even taller building next year. I mean, why stop at just touching the clouds? Next thing you know, we'll have skyscrapers competing in high-altitude competitions. I’m waiting for the day buildings start wearing oxygen masks!
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You know, they've got these glass-bottom observation decks at the top of the tallest building. Great idea, right? Unless you're afraid of heights. Then it's like paying money to have a panic attack in surround sound!
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The tallest building downtown is so tall, it has its own weather system. Seriously, you step into the lobby, and suddenly, you're hit by a gust of wind that makes you question if you need to pack a sweater for your elevator ride!
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The tallest building is so tall that they should offer parachutes with admission tickets. Not because it's dangerous, but because after climbing all those stairs due to a temporarily out of service sign, a parachute would be a welcome way to exit!
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You know, they say the tallest building in town has an elevator that's so slow, by the time you reach the top floor, you've aged enough to remember the invention of elevators!
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I visited the tallest building last week and was amazed by the technology. The elevator was so high-tech, it had a Small Talk Mode! Yep, you're 80 floors up, and suddenly the elevator goes, So, how about this weather? We're experiencing slight turbulence.
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They say the view from the top of the tallest building is breathtaking. But honestly, after paying for the elevator ride and feeling the building sway in the wind, I was so breathless, I forgot to enjoy the view. I think I'll stick to postcards!
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The tallest building in the city is like the grandpa of architecture. It's so old, every time the wind blows, it creaks like it's about to tell you stories from the Great Depression. I half expected to see a sign that said, Built during the Stone Age, but renovated last Tuesday.
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I visited the tallest building, and you know what's scarier than the height? The bathrooms on the top floor! It's like a mission to the moon just to relieve yourself. By the time you're done, you feel like you've accomplished a spacewalk!
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