5 Jokes For Tallest Building

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 13 2025

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Window Cleaner

Battling vertigo while making those windows sparkle.
Some days, I feel like I've hit rock bottom... while dangling from a rope 100 stories up!

Elevator Repair Person

Constantly being called in for 'heightened' issues.
Working in elevators, I've learned one thing - never ask someone on the 50th floor if they're feeling 'elevated' today.

Architect

Dealing with clients who suddenly discover they're afraid of heights.
You know, I've learned to include a clause in contracts - "Client shall not develop acrophobia after signing.

Tour Guide

Keeping the tour exciting without mentioning the multiple elevator breakdowns.
You'll experience the highs and lows of the tallest building tour. Literally. And sometimes for longer than expected if the elevator's feeling dramatic.

Security Guard

Trying to stay vigilant while dealing with tourists' shenanigans.
I once caught a guy trying to scale the building. I told him, "Buddy, this isn't a rock-climbing gym with a great view!

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