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I heard they're planning to build an even taller building. I'm starting to think architects are compensating for something. "Oh, you have a tall building? Well, mine's going to touch the moon!
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The tallest building has its own weather up there. I can imagine the weather report: "Today's forecast on the 150th floor: light breeze, a chance of vertigo, and a 100% chance you'll regret not taking the stairs.
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I was at the base of the tallest building the other day, craning my neck to see the top. I thought, if I wanted to strain my neck like this, I could've just stayed at home watching Netflix on my tiny screen. Same effect, less discomfort.
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They say the view from the tallest building is breathtaking. Well, so is the price of admission. I'd rather keep my breath and just Google a picture of the skyline.
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You ever notice how the tallest building is always lit up at night? It's like they're afraid someone might forget it's there. "Hey, don't worry, we're still the tallest and brightest!
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You know, they say the tallest building in the city is a symbol of progress and prosperity. I just think it's a great way for everyone to know where they are when they get lost. "Oh, I see the big pointy thing, I must be downtown!
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The elevator in the tallest building is so fast; you can reach the top in seconds. It's like a rollercoaster, but instead of screaming, you're thinking, "Did I leave the stove on?
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I went to visit the tallest building, and the security was tight. They asked, "Do you have a reservation?" I thought I was just looking, not checking into the Ritz-Carlton in the sky.
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Have you ever noticed how the architects of the tallest buildings always seem to be in some sort of competition? It's like they're saying, "My skyscraper is taller than yours!" It's the adult version of kids comparing who has the bigger sandcastle at the beach.
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