7 Jokes For Surgeon

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Updated on: Apr 28 2025

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I tried to make a surgery joke, but the punchline was cut off!
I asked the surgeon if I could administer my anesthesia. He said it's not my forte, but I insisted it's just a numbing experience!
I asked the surgeon if he believes in love at first sight. He said, 'Of course, I fall in love with my patients' insides all the time!
The surgeon's favorite TV show is 'Cutting It Close.' It's a real-life drama!
I told the surgeon I wanted a second opinion. He said, 'Okay, you're ugly too!
Why did the surgeon always carry a red pen? In case they needed to draw blood!
The surgeon told me laughter is the best medicine. But, hey, if the patient's laughing, you might want a second opinion!

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