7 Jokes For Surgeon

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Updated on: Apr 28 2025

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Why did the surgeon carry a notebook? To keep a log of all the cuts he made!
Why did the surgeon become a gardener? Because he had a knack for root canals!
Why don't surgeons ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when they always know where the organ is!
I told my surgeon I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
Why did the surgeon take up painting? He wanted to brush up on his skills!
Why do surgeons make great comedians? They have a knack for cutting to the punchline!
Why did the surgeon bring a ladder to the operation? He wanted to try a higher incision!

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