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The Barber Shop
Getting a haircut from Sullivan
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Sullivan is all about precision. He spends an hour just perfecting the fade. I told him, "Sullivan, I appreciate the dedication, but at this rate, I'll have a full beard by the time you finish the haircut.
The Job Interview
Interviewing someone named Sullivan
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During the interview, Sullivan asked, "What's the company culture like?" I said, "Well, we're like a family." He replied, "Great, do you have a family discount?" I thought, "Sullivan, we're not selling discount sofas, we're running a business.
The Personal Trainer
Sullivan as a personal trainer
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Sullivan insisted on a strict diet. He said, "No carbs after 6 PM." I said, "What about midnight snacks?" He looked horrified. I guess Sullivan's version of a midnight snack is a kale smoothie, not a bag of Doritos.
The Date
Going on a date with someone named Sullivan
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Sullivan brought flowers on our date. I thought, "How sweet!" Turns out, they were for the table decoration. He said, "I always appreciate fine art." I guess he considers floral arrangements the Van Gogh of our time.
The Roommate
Living with someone named Sullivan
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Sullivan insists on ironing everything. I wore a wrinkled shirt once, and he looked at me like I committed a fashion felony. I said, "Sullivan, it's called 'effortless style,' not 'I spent an hour with a hot piece of metal.'
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