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Why did the boss bring a watch to the meeting? To clock how much time they waste on pointless discussions!
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Why did the boss bring a fan to the office? Because they needed something to blow hot air around besides themselves!
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Why did the boss bring a rubber duck to the office? To have someone to talk to who would always agree with them!
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Why did the stupid boss bring a spoon to the meeting? To stir things up, of course!
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Why did the boss install a mirror on the ceiling? To see if anyone was working overtime!
Boss GPS
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Ever had a boss who gave directions like a GPS from the '90s? Turn left where that one tree used to be... No, not that one, the one that looked like a shrub!
Meeting Marathons
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I'm convinced my boss thinks the longer the meeting, the more productive it is. To them, a 3-hour meeting is just the warm-up act!
Coffee Break Logic
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Ever notice how bosses measure time differently? To them, a quick coffee break is basically a trip to Narnia. You leave for five minutes and return to find them still stirring their cup!
Budgeting Brilliance
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My boss has this brilliant strategy for budgeting: spend until the calculator says 'error.' If overspending was an Olympic sport, they'd be a gold medalist!
Management Mix-Ups
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Ever had a boss who thinks a brainstorm is a weather forecast? You tell them about an idea and they're like, I'm sorry, I only understand rain or shine!
Document Drama
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I sent my boss a document, and they said they couldn't open it. Turns out, they were trying to print an email attachment by photocopying the computer screen! If only technology came with a boss-proof manual!
Executive Alphabet
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My boss once tried to impress us by using every corporate buzzword in the dictionary. I swear, if you asked them to spell success, they'd start with S for synergy, U for underperforming teams...
Office Psychic
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My boss is like an office psychic, but instead of predicting the future, they predict the past. I knew we were going to have that problem yesterday!
Email Cryptology
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I once got an email from my boss that was like a secret code. It was so cryptic, I'm pretty sure it wasn't in English. Either that or it was encrypted with the Boss-Language-2000.
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