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I've got this amazing skill. I can predict my boss's mood based on the color of his tie. If it's red, he's angry. If it's blue, he's sad. If it's paisley, we're all in for a confusing team-building exercise.
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Bosses love team-building exercises. We had a trust fall exercise, and I thought, "Great, let's see if my boss trusts me not to drop him." Spoiler alert: He didn't.
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Bosses and their obsession with open-door policies. My boss's door is always open, but the moment you step inside, it's like entering an alternate universe where feedback is a one-way street. It's more like an open-door illusion.
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Bosses have this magical ability to disappear when the tough decisions need to be made. It's like playing hide-and-seek, but instead of finding them, you discover a memo on your desk saying, "You're in charge now.
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Bosses love using fancy corporate jargon to sound important. My boss told me we need to "strategically reallocate our synergistic resources." I just nodded like I knew what he meant. Meanwhile, I'm thinking, "Can we strategically reallocate the coffee machine closer to my desk?
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Why do bosses schedule meetings during lunchtime? Do they have secret competitions to see who can make their employees choose between food and financial reports? I just want to enjoy my sandwich without a side of spreadsheets, thank you.
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You know your boss is a genius when they suggest a brainstorming session and come out of it with the groundbreaking idea that we should "think outside the box." Well, thank you, Captain Obvious. I'll be sure to schedule a meeting to discuss thinking inside the triangle next week.
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Ever notice how bosses have a knack for giving backhanded compliments? Mine told me I'm "almost as good as the person who had this job before me." Well, thanks for the confidence boost. I'll strive for mediocrity.
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You ever notice how bosses can turn the simplest task into a labyrinth of confusion? I asked my boss for a day off, and he responded with a flowchart. I didn't know taking a vacation required a degree in deciphering hieroglyphics.
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