5 Jokes For Stu

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 05 2025

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The Student

Struggling with studies
My GPA is like my hopes and dreams – barely hanging on, but I refuse to let them go.

The Cafeteria Chef

Trying to make cafeteria food appetizing
My goal is to make vegetables as tempting as the dessert table. I call it "Operation: Broccoli Brownies." So far, not a lot of takers.

The Overachiever

Balancing a dozen extracurricular activities
My planner has more tabs than my browser. I have color-coded schedules for color-coded schedules. If organization were a sport, I'd be the MVP.

The Teacher

Dealing with unmotivated students
I once had a student ask if they could turn in their essay in emojis. I told them, "Sure, as long as you can explain the symbolism of the dancing lady and the eggplant.

The University Janitor

Cleaning up after messy students
I've seen more lost socks than a washing machine, and don't even get me started on the mystery stains. It's like CSI: Dorm Room Edition.

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