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The Storm Trooper's Therapist
Trying to understand why he can't hit anything
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He said he felt useless. I said, "Come on, there's a bright side. You're the reason the rebels have job security. They should thank you for keeping the conflict going!
The Storm Trooper's Driving Instructor
Difficulty staying on target
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He complained about parallel parking. I said, "Think of it as landing your ship on a tight spot. You've done that, right?" He said, "No, I usually just crash into things." I told him, "Well, welcome to driving on Earth.
The Storm Trooper's Dating Coach
Terrible aim in love
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He complained that his dates always ended quickly. I said, "Maybe try not wearing the helmet. You know, let them see the real you." He replied, "But then they'll see my face!" I told him, "Well, we can't have everything, can we?
The Storm Trooper's Cooking Show
Inability to hit the right flavor
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He wanted to make a cake. I said, "Just follow the recipe." He mixed up the sugar with salt. I tried it and said, "This tastes like the rebellion – sweet and salty, just the way they like it!
The Storm Trooper's Stand-up Comedy Coach
Can't hit the punchline
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He asked for advice on hecklers. I said, "Just aim for the heckler. You might miss, but at least everyone will be laughing at something." He replied, "What if I hit them?" I said, "Well, then you've finally hit something!
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