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Why did the stoner bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the stoner bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the stoner bring a pencil to the party? In case he wanted to draw some attention!
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Why did the stoner bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
The Stoner Detective Agency
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You know you're dealing with high-level thinkers when stoners become detectives. They'll lose their car keys and suddenly transform into Sherlock Holmes. Elementary, my dear Watson, I left them in the fridge next to the leftovers. The only mystery they can't solve is why they went to the kitchen in the first place.
Stoner Superpowers
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If stoners had superpowers, their arch-nemesis would be motivation. They'd be like, I could save the world, but have you seen this comfy couch? Their superhero slogan? Fighting crime, one nap at a time.
Stoners and the Lost Art of Phone Etiquette
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Ever try having a phone conversation with a stoner? It's like talking to someone on a magical journey. Bro, I'm in the enchanted forest of the living room. Hold on, I think the sofa is whispering profound thoughts to me. Good luck trying to get a coherent conversation out of that!
Stoner Inventions
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Stoners should be in charge of inventing things. I mean, they've already mastered the art of makeshift solutions. Need a TV remote? Use a pizza box. No bottle opener? Hello, countertop edge. They're like MacGyver, but with more giggles and fewer explosions.
Stoner Philosophy 101
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Stoners should teach philosophy. They've got these profound insights, like, What if we're all just characters in someone else's dream, man? Forget Plato's cave – stoners have Plato's basement, complete with a lava lamp and a talking bong.
The Stoner's Guide to Problem Solving
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Stoners have this incredible ability to turn any problem into an adventure. Dude, we're out of milk. Suddenly, it's a quest to the store, complete with side quests for snacks and a final boss battle with the cashier. Who knew grocery shopping could be so epic?
The Stoner's Guide to Time Management
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Stoners have an alternative approach to time management. It's not about being early or late; it's about creating your own time zone. I operate on 'island time' – it's like regular time, but with more reggae music and fewer deadlines.
Stoner Snack Olympics
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Stoners should have their own Olympics, but instead of medals, they get awarded based on their snack creations. Picture this: synchronized munching, extreme chip dipping, and the grand finale – the 100-meter dash to the fridge. It's the only sport where gaining weight is a win!
Stoners and the Real Meaning of 'Chill'
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Stoners have redefined the word 'chill.' It's not just about relaxation; it's a state of mind, a lifestyle. They're so chill that even ice cubes envy them. If only we could all be as chill as a stoner in a hammock with a bag of Doritos – the epitome of Zen.
Stoners and the Space-Time Continuum
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You ever notice how stoners have this unique ability to mess with the space-time continuum? Like, you'll be hanging out with them, and suddenly it's three hours later, and you're both debating the meaning of life with a bag of chips. I swear, they're like time-traveling philosophers, but with a lot more snacks.
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