5 Jokes About Stoners

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Updated on: Sep 27 2024

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The Nature-Loving Stoner

Getting lost in a park... that they've been to a hundred times
I saw a stoner staring at a flower for hours. When I asked what he was doing, he said he was having a deep conversation with it. Turns out, the flower was a great listener.

The Forgetful Stoner

Remembering where they hid their stash
Ever seen a stoner look for their car keys for an hour, only to find them in the refrigerator? They were just trying to chill their keys, man.

The Philosophical Stoner

Contemplating the meaning of life... and snacks
Stoners believe in karma, but for them, it's more like cosmic vending machines. You put good vibes in, and hopefully, a bag of chips falls out.

The Paranoid Stoner

Being convinced that everyone knows they're high
If you want to mess with a paranoid stoner, just pass them a bag of oregano and watch them nervously roll it into a joint, thinking they're a spice pirate.

The Culinary Stoner

Mastering the art of cooking while being too high
Cooking with a stoner is like being on a food adventure. You start with a recipe, but halfway through, you end up making a sandwich with waffles instead of bread. It's a stoner masterpiece.

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