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Why did the bicycle go to therapy? It had too many issues with its chain of thought.
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What did the police officer say to the bicycle thief at the salad bar? 'Lettuce romaine calm and you won't be in a jam!
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What did the detective say to the bicycle thief? 'You're two-wheely under arrest!
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My friend's bike was stolen by a tree. It really branched out into a life of crime!
Bike, Line, and Sinker
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I reported the stolen bike to the police, and they asked for a detailed description. I said, It's black, two wheels, a seat, and it goes 'vroom-vroom' if you pedal hard enough. They looked at me like I'd just described a unicorn.
Bike Code
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I've decided to become a vigilante cyclist, patrolling the streets and looking for my stolen bike. If I see someone riding it, I'm going to chase them down yelling, I know you stole my bike! I've got a chain of evidence!
Bike or Treat
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I bet the thief was expecting a sleek racing bike, but instead, they got my rusty, old cruiser. Jokes on them – they stole a bike, but I got rid of a workout commitment. Win-win!
The Great Bike Caper
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So, my bike got stolen the other day. I mean, seriously, what kind of lowlife steals a bike? They must have mistaken it for a Ferrari, or maybe they're just training for the Tour de Grand Theft Auto!
Bike-napped!
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I found out my bike was stolen when I went to get my daily dose of cardio, and suddenly my two-wheeled fitness buddy had ghosted me. I guess it wanted a solo ride, but a text would've sufficed. I miss you, Bike, call me!
Bike Karma
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They say what goes around comes around, but apparently, my bike took that saying a bit too literally. It went around the block and never came back. Karma, are you on vacation or just messing with me?
Bike Whisperer
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I tried communicating with my stolen bike telepathically, just in case it became sentient. I sent it a mental message like, Hey, I miss you. Come back, and I promise to oil your chain more often. No response. I guess my bike's not into psychic conversations.
Bike Rehab
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I'm starting to believe my bike ran away from home. Maybe it felt unappreciated, and now it's in a support group with other abandoned bicycles, sharing stories of neglect. I hope they find comfort in their spokes therapy.
Un-Two-Tunate
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I thought about getting a unicycle as a replacement for my stolen bike. That way, if someone tries to steal it, they'll quickly realize they're in over their heads. Good luck making a speedy getaway on one wheel!
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