7 Jokes About Stock Market Crash

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Updated on: Jul 30 2024

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How do you calm down a panicked investor during a market crash? You offer them stock therapy!
I thought about investing in a mirror company during the crash. After all, it's all about reflection!
Why did the stock market feel regretful after the crash? It realized it shouldn't have put all its eggs in one NASDAQ!
I tried to invest in elevators during the crash. Figured they always have ups and downs!
Why did the stock market refuse to play cards? Because it was afraid of a flush!
I tried investing in stocks during the crash, but it was a bear market - I barely survived!
I lost so much money in the stock market crash, I'm considering enrolling in crash courses!

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