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The Conspiracy Theorist Investor
Believing in wild market crash conspiracies
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My financial advisor said diversify, so I invested in a company that makes conspiracy documentaries. Now I'm broke, but at least I know who's pulling the strings.
The Paranoid Investor
Constantly fearing the worst
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I asked my financial advisor for advice during the market crash. He said, "Invest in tissues." I thought he meant for the tears, but turns out he was just preparing me for the bankruptcy paperwork.
The Clueless Investor
Lack of understanding about the stock market
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My financial strategy is like a bad magic trick. I keep saying, "Abracadabra, make my money disappear!" And poof, it's gone.
The Zen Investor
Maintaining calm amidst market chaos
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My financial advisor told me to follow the market trends. So, I bought stocks in a company that makes yoga mats. At least I can downward dog my way through financial downturns.
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