8 Jokes About Stock Market Crash

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Updated on: Jul 30 2024

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Why did the stock market break up with the economy? It said it needed some space!
Why did the stock market send everyone to detention? It had a crash course in discipline!
What did one stock say to the other during a crash? We're in this together, for better or for worse!
What's a stock market crash's favorite footwear? Flip-flops!
What did the stock market say after the crash? I need a bull to pick me up!
Why don't stock market crashes ever win races? Because they always start off too fast and end up losing everything!
Why did the stock market need a break? It had too many crashes and needed to hit pause.
What do you call a group of crashing stocks? A portfolio of plummet!

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