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You ever wonder what the stickman is thinking as you draw it? Like, is it looking at you saying, "Why are you giving me such short arms? Do I look like a T-Rex to you?" I imagine if stickmen had feelings, they'd be offended by our artistic liberties. But you know, there's some profound wisdom in stickman philosophy. The simplicity of lines and circles teaches us that life doesn't need to be overly complicated. Maybe we could all use a bit more stickman wisdom in our lives – embrace simplicity, laugh at the crooked lines, and remember that even in the stickiest situations, you can still find the humor.
And if all else fails, just draw a stickman. It won't solve your problems, but it might make you laugh at them.
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You know you've reached peak adulthood when your idea of a wild Friday night is organizing your sock drawer. If life had a manual, it would probably be a stickman drawing, with arrows pointing to the responsibilities you never signed up for. The stickman's guide to adulting should come with a disclaimer: "Warning: Adulting may cause hair loss, increased coffee consumption, and an inexplicable desire to own more throw pillows than you have friends." I mean, who needs that many throw pillows? Do they multiply when you're not looking?
And don't get me started on bills. They arrive in the mail like uninvited guests, and suddenly you're playing hide-and-seek with your paycheck, hoping it doesn't find you before you find a good place to stash it.
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You ever notice how life can be like a stickman drawing? Everything seems straightforward at first, just lines and angles. But then you start adding details, and suddenly it's a mess! My life is like a stickman who's been through a tornado. You know you're in trouble when even your stickman has bedhead. And speaking of stickmen, what's the deal with those anyway? They're like the minimalists of the art world. I bet if Picasso started with stickmen, we'd all be looking at his paintings going, "Wow, that's some next-level stick-figure art!"
I tried to draw a self-portrait once. It ended up looking more like a stick insect than a stickman. I showed it to my friend, and he said, "Are you sure you're not an entomologist?" Yeah, because nothing says "self-portrait" like six spindly legs and antenna.
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You ever find yourself in one of those sticky situations? I'm not talking about the kind where you accidentally sit on gum. I'm talking about life throwing you a curveball that leaves you wondering if you're the punchline in some cosmic joke. Life is like that annoying friend who hands you a stick with both ends covered in honey and says, "Hold this for a second." Next thing you know, you're trying to shake off the stick while honey is clinging to you like your ex on social media. Sticky situations have a way of following you around, like a clingy dessert.
And don't you love it when people say, "Just stay calm in sticky situations"? Yeah, right. I tried staying calm once, and I ended up making a bad situation worse. Turns out, calmness and I are like oil and water – they don't mix, but they're great for cooking up a disaster.
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