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I tried creating a stickman self-portrait once. Let's just say it looked less like me and more like a matchstick with a bad hair day. Note to self: stick to stick figures, not self-portraits.
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You ever play Pictionary with someone who insists on drawing everything as a stickman? "Oh, that's a giraffe? Sure, it looks more like a really tall stick, but I'll take your word for it.
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Have you ever tried explaining a complex situation using stickmen? "So, this stickman represents me, and this one is you, and, well, this tangled mess in the middle? That's us trying to assemble IKEA furniture.
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I tried making a stickman family once. You know, with a stickwife, stickkids, the whole stick-enchilada. Turns out stick-families are not immune to stick-divorce. Who knew?
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Stickmen must be the superheroes of hide-and-seek. I mean, come on, they can hide behind a single blade of grass, and you'd never find them. "Where's Stickman? Oh, right there? Well played, Stickman, well played.
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Stickmen are the ultimate fashionistas. One outfit for all occasions – business meetings, beach days, even black-tie events. It's like the Steve Jobs of the art world, keeping it simple yet stylish.
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You know, in the stickman world, high-fives are the ultimate display of coordination. It's like, "Look, I managed to get these two stick-hands to connect without looking like a twisted pretzel. Skills, right?
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Stickmen are like the minimalist art of the doodling world. I mean, who needs details when you can convey the essence of a whole human being with just a few straight lines? Picasso would be proud.
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Stickmen have it easy – no body image issues. No stickman ever looked in the mirror and thought, "I need to lose a few lines around the waist." They're all about that minimalist physique.
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