5 Jokes For Stickman

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 16 2024

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Stickman at the Art Gallery

Stickman explores the world of art, where even stick figures have a place.
The security guard asked if I was the artist behind the stick figure drawing on the wall. I said, "No, I just got stuck here.

Stickman in a Dance Class

Stickman attempts to dance gracefully despite having a rigid structure.
The instructor told me to let loose and go with the flow. I ended up looking like a stick in a windstorm – flailing in all directions.

Stickman on a Blind Date

Stickman navigates the challenges of dating, where appearances can be misleading.
She complimented my figure, and I said, "Thanks, I drew it myself." She thought it was a metaphor until I showed her my stickman drawing skills on the napkin.

Stickman at the Gym

Stickman struggles with the limitations of being a stick figure in a gym setting.
I asked the trainer for advice on building muscles. He said, "Lift weights!" So, now I'm in the produce section, lifting cucumbers and hoping for the best.

Stickman at the Job Interview

Stickman faces the challenges of job hunting with a limited physical presence.
The interviewer said they were looking for someone with a strong background. I told them my stick background is so strong; it's practically a tree trunk. They didn't seem impressed.

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