18 Jokes For Stevie

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Updated on: Jul 26 2025

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Stevie thought about playing piano underwater, but he was worried about getting 'tide' down.
Stevie tried telling a joke about guitars, but it 'strummed' up more confusion than laughter!
Stevie's keyboard got burnt in a fire. He said, 'Looks like my music's taking a 'sharp' turn!
Stevie considered making music with vegetables, but he thought it might turnip out 'corny'.
Why did Stevie become a musician? Because he didn't want to face the 'treble' of regular jobs!
Stevie once entered a pun contest with his piano skills. Sadly, he didn't win because his entry fell 'flat'!
Stevie tried composing a song about clocks, but it didn't have the right 'timing'.
What did Stevie say when his piano fell on him? 'This is truly a heavy 'key' moment!

Stevie's Spooky Suggestions

Stevie's suggestions are so spooky that my comedy club has started offering a 'Haunted Open Mic' night. It's the only place where you can get heckled by a ghost, and believe me, their material is dead-on.

Stevie's Phantom Phrases

Stevie has this knack for coming up with phantom phrases. I asked him for a killer opening line, and he suggested, Why did the ghost go to the party? Because he heard it was going to be a boo-last! I told him I might get more boos than laughs with that one.

Stevie's Ghostly Grammar

Stevie's grammar is so ghostly, I asked him to write me a clean joke, and he delivered a spooktacular pun. I told him, Stevie, I said clean, not cryptic!

Stevie's Haunting Humor

Stevie's humor is so hauntingly good that my neighbors think I'm possessed by the spirit of a stand-up comedian. They hear me laughing alone in my room, and they're probably contemplating calling an exorcist.

Stevie, the Casper Copywriter

Stevie is like Casper, the friendly copywriter. But instead of saying, Can I keep you? he asks, Can I keep your punchlines in the afterlife? I said, Stevie, you can have them now. I need laughs in this life!

Stevie's Boo-tiful Brainwaves

Stevie's brainwaves are so boo-tiful that I'm thinking of starting a paranormal podcast. You know, Haunted Humor Hour with Stevie and the Living Joke.

Stevie, the Spectral Speechwriter

I told Stevie, You're like a spectral speechwriter, crafting jokes from the other side. He replied, Well, even ghosts need a side hustle, and scaring people only goes so far.

Stevie, the Paranormal Pen Pal

Stevie, my ghostwriter, is like a paranormal pen pal. He sends me these amazing jokes, but I have to decode them first. I mean, who knew that ghost emojis were a thing? It's like deciphering comedy hieroglyphics.

Stevie's Ghostly Grip

You know, I hired a ghostwriter named Stevie. Let me tell you, his writing is so good that even the ghosts in my apartment are giving him a standing ovation. I'm just hoping they don't start a union.

Stevie, the Phantom Feedbacker

Stevie not only writes jokes but also gives feedback. Last time, he wrote, Your delivery was so lifeless, it made me nostalgic for the good old ghost days. I guess even ghosts are critics now.

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