4 Jokes For Stepdad

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Updated on: Sep 26 2024

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You know, my mom recently got remarried, and now I have a stepdad. It's like getting a surprise gift, but instead of unwrapping it and finding a PlayStation, I got a middle-aged man with a collection of dad jokes. I didn't see that coming.
You know, stepdads have this incredible ability to find things. It's like they have a built-in radar for lost items. My mom will be searching for her keys for hours, and then stepdad walks in, looks around for two seconds, and voila, keys magically appear. I'm starting to think he has a secret superhero identity - Captain Find-a-Lot.
My stepdad thinks he's the wise old sage of the family. He's always giving me advice like he's Confucius or something. The other day he said, "Son, the early bird catches the worm." I replied, "Well, stepdad, I'm more of a night owl, and I prefer pizza over worms any day.
My stepdad and technology have a love-hate relationship. He's always trying to be tech-savvy, but it usually ends up being a comedy of errors. Last week, he asked me how to set up a Zoom call. I explained it to him, and the next thing I know, he accidentally started a video call with the dog. I guess even the dog needs virtual socializing these days.

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