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Why did the stepdad enroll in a baking class? He wanted to make 'blended' families of cookies!
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Why did the stepdad bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the stepdad take a nap on the calendar? He wanted to dream about better days!
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Why did the stepdad bring a pencil to the dinner party? He wanted to draw attention!
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Why did the stepdad start a band with his lawnmower? They had great 'grassroots' support!
Stepdad's Cooking Adventures
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My stepdad recently decided to become a master chef. He said, I'll cook tonight, don't worry. Well, let me tell you, the smoke alarm now considers him its personal DJ. I didn't know burnt spaghetti could have its own aroma, but here we are.
Stepdad's Tech Support Skills
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Stepdad decided to help me set up my new computer. He confidently asked, Have you tried turning it off and on again? It's a toaster, stepdad. But thanks for the advice. Now I have the most high-tech bread warmer on the block.
Stepdad's Car Troubles
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My stepdad thinks he's a car expert. He heard a strange noise coming from the engine and confidently declared, I'll fix it. Now, my car not only makes weird noises, but it also has a custom feature – the windshield wipers dance to the beat.
Stepdad's DIY Haircut
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Stepdad decided to save some money and cut his own hair. Let's just say, his hair now has more layers than an onion. I asked him why he did it, and he said, Well, I wanted a hairstyle that reflects my complex personality.
Stepdad's Home Security System
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Stepdad insisted on installing a high-tech security system. He proudly showed me the cameras around the house. Turns out, they're all connected to his phone, so whenever I move, he gets an alert. I can't even grab a midnight snack without him thinking it's a break-in.
Stepdad's Handyman Logic
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I asked my stepdad to fix the squeaky door in my room. He walks in, takes one listen, and says, I've got it. Next thing I know, my door is now a revolving door. You know, for that extra touch of drama when entering my bedroom.
Stepdad's Calendar Wisdom
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My stepdad recently got into time management. He said, I'm organizing our family schedule. I checked the calendar, and every day was marked as Stepdad Appreciation Day. I guess he's trying to make up for all the home improvement surprises.
Stepdad's Gardening Mishaps
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So, my stepdad took up gardening. He proudly showed me his masterpiece, saying, I've planted tomatoes. I had to break it to him that what he actually planted were cherry tomatoes, and those aren't supposed to grow on apple trees.
Stepdad, the DIY Guru
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You know, my stepdad thinks he's a DIY guru. He can fix anything around the house. Last week, the sink was leaking, so he proudly said, I've got this! Now, we have a sink that not only leaks but also plays a symphony of random notes. It's like living with a plumbing orchestra.
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