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Why did the tomato turn red at the state fair? Because it saw the salad dressing!
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What did one cotton candy say to the other at the state fair? 'You spin me right round, baby, right round!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award at the state fair? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Why did the corn refuse to enter the talent show at the state fair? It was too 'corny'!
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Why did the cookie go to the state fair? To prove it was one 'smart cookie'!
The Haunted House Experience
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Went into the haunted house at the state fair. It was scarier seeing the maintenance guy eating a sandwich in the corner. I didn’t know if I should be scared of the zombies or the health inspector’s report!
Animal Show Shenanigans
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At the petting zoo, I tried to feed the goats. They were more interested in my shirt than the food. I ended up leaving with a half-eaten cotton blend and a fashion statement called Goat Couture.
Deep-fried Everything
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I went to the state fair, and I swear, they've got a philosophy there: if it's not deep-fried, it’s not worth trying! I asked for a menu, and they handed me a defibrillator.
Carnival Games Galore
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Ever tried those rigged carnival games? They might as well put a sign saying, Test your luck and your therapist’s patience! I spent $50 trying to win a goldfish; now I've got a pet named Savings Account Drained.
The Ticket Price Shock
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The fair's ticket prices make you feel like you’re buying a front-row ticket to the moon. You pay to enter, then feel compelled to take a second mortgage just to participate. I think they should rename it The Expensive Entertainment Expo.
The ‘Guess Your Weight’ Booth
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They had a booth where they guess your weight. I tried it; the guy guessed wrong. Then he asked for my weight to recalibrate the scale. I told him, Listen, buddy, if I knew, I wouldn’t be here!
Crowd Watching Olympics
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People-watching at the fair should be an Olympic sport. I saw a man in overalls, a lady in a princess costume, and someone in a hot dog suit. I didn’t know whether it was a fair or an audition for a reality show called Dress-Up Disasters.
Rides for the Brave (or Insane)
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The roller coasters at the state fair? Let’s just say the safety bar was about as secure as my New Year's resolutions. I’ve never clung onto a bar so tightly, not even at happy hour!
Farm Animal Fashionistas
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Ever notice how stylish the farm animals at the fair are? I mean, those chickens have better feather arrangements than most Instagram influencers. If Vogue had a barnyard edition, it’d be a bestseller!
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