7+ Best One Liners Jokes For state fair

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I tried to juggle at the state fair, but it was a real circus. The popcorn kernels didn't appreciate the competition!

I wanted to enter the hot dog eating contest at the state fair, but I couldn't 'ketchup' with the competition!

I tried to sell my vacuum at the state fair, but they said it sucked!

I entered a competition at the state fair to see who could shout the loudest. I didn't win, but I think I took home the 'scream ribbon.

I went to the state fair and saw a tractor doing stand-up comedy. It had everyone in stitches!

I tried to win a ribbon at the state fair for being lazy, but they said it wasn't a 'best in snooze' competition.

I entered the state fair pie-eating contest, but I couldn't decide which flavor to choose. It was a real 'crust-tastrophe'!

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