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The Ride Enthusiast
Waiting in endless lines
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The bumper cars line was moving slower than my grandma after Thanksgiving dinner. At some point, I considered just giving my car a little nudge to speed things up.
The Carny Operator
Dealing with skeptical fairgoers
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I asked a carny if the Ferris wheel was safe, and he said, "Absolutely, we've only had three incidents this week." I'm not sure if he's a great salesman or just terrible at reassuring people.
The Performer
Dealing with unpredictable fair audiences
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I asked the fair audience if they were ready for some comedy, and a kid in the front row yelled, "I just want a funnel cake!" Well, if you can't beat them, join them. I spent the next 10 minutes riffing on the joys of powdered sugar and fried dough.
The Food Vendor
Trying to sell questionable fair food
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A fairgoer asked me if our cotton candy was organic. I laughed and said, "Of course, it's made from the finest organic clouds. No pesticides, just pure sugar and a touch of magic.
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