6 Jokes For Startling

Witty Jokes

Updated on: Aug 04 2025

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I asked my refrigerator for some ice, and it gave me a cold stare. I guess it's not a fan of chilling surprises.
My cat is a pro at playing hide and seek. I always lose – she's startlingly good at it!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised, just like everyone else!
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waist of time. Plus, it was startlingly heavy!
I tried to organize a surprise party for insomnia sufferers, but it was impossible to catch them off guard!
My pet parrot is a real joker. Every time I sneeze, he yells, 'Bless you!' It startles me every time.

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