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Why is it that the most startling moment of the day is when the automatic toilet flushes while you're still sitting on it? I feel like I just had a disagreement with a robot about when I'm done in there.
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The alarm clock is the most startling invention ever. I mean, who decided that waking up should be accompanied by a noise equivalent to a nuclear siren? It's not a wake-up call; it's a wake-up war declaration.
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It's fascinating how a simple "Can I ask you a question?" can be so startling. I always brace myself for the possibility that the next sentence might involve complex mathematical equations or an invitation to join a cult.
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The moment when you're peacefully reading a book, and someone taps you on the shoulder to ask what you're reading is startling. I don't know, I was in the middle of a fictional world, and now I'm just lost in this awkward conversation.
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The sound of a sneeze in a quiet room is just startling. It's like a mini explosion that catches everyone off guard. And then we all do that awkward thing where we pretend we didn't just collectively jump out of our skins.
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You ever notice how startling it is when someone asks you for your Wi-Fi password? It's like they're demanding the keys to your secret online kingdom. "Sure, here's my Wi-Fi password, but don't even think about touching my Netflix queue!
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Nothing is more startling than accidentally sending a text to the wrong person. You hit send, and suddenly your heart skips a beat as you pray they have a sense of humor or, at the very least, that they delete it without reading.
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You know you're an adult when the startling part of your day is realizing you left your phone at home. It's like you've been cut off from the world, and suddenly, you're forced to have face-to-face conversations with people. Terrifying!
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Have you ever been on an elevator that makes that sudden stop between floors? It's like your whole life flashes before your eyes, and you're left contemplating the meaning of existence while holding onto your coffee like it's the only thing keeping you grounded.
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