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Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 04 2025

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The Anxious Detective

Solving the case of the missing sock
The anxious detective's favorite joke? "I finally found my missing sock. It was in the last place I looked – seriously, why would I keep looking after finding it?

The Jittery Scientist

Inventing a time machine that only goes forward in time
The jittery scientist's time machine is like a Netflix binge. Once you start, it's hard to stop. He accidentally skipped the invention of sliced bread – now he's stuck with bagels.

The Nervous Pilot

Flying on a paper airplane
How does a nervous pilot handle turbulence on a paper airplane? He folds it into a paper crane and hopes for a smooth landing.

The Apprehensive Magician

Making his pet rabbit disappear... accidentally
The apprehensive magician's greatest fear? Performing at a children's birthday party and having a kid shout, "Ta-da! Now make my homework disappear!

The Paranoid Chef

Cooking in a haunted kitchen
Paranoid chef's advice on haunted kitchens: "If your spices start chanting, 'Eye of newt and toe of frog,' it's time to consider takeout.

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