6 Jokes For Stares

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Updated on: Sep 12 2024

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My girlfriend told me to treat her like a princess. So I married her off to a stranger for political alliance. Now they're both staring at me angrily!
I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.' I turned around, and now we're both staring at an empty shelf!
I tried to make a pencil with erasers at both ends. Now I have a staring competition whenever I write.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. Instead, they just have a bone-chilling staring contest!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. Then she stared at me for a really long time.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field, and he had a knack for intense staring!

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