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I told my dog he's not allowed to chase parked cars. Now he just sits there, contemplating life and staring at moving cars.
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I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did. He just stared at me like I was from another planet!
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I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop staring at me. Guess it took 'screen break' too literally!
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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers. The piano was tired of my ears staring at it all the time!
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I tried to catch fog yesterday. Mist. Now I'm just sitting here, soaked and staring at the weather report.
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I challenged my mirror to a staring contest. It told me I'd never win because it reflects on everything!
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