5 Jokes For Stares

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 12 2024

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Pet Stares

The unyielding gaze of your pet when you're eating something delicious
Ever notice how your pet stares at you when you're eating, like you just stole their favorite chew toy? I'm sorry, Fluffy, but I'm not sharing my burrito.

Office Stares

The awkwardness of staring at a colleague for too long
I tried the 10-second staring rule at work today. Colleague called HR after 2 seconds.

Public Transportation Stares

The discomfort of making eye contact on crowded buses or trains
They say love is blind, but on the subway, it's just awkward. I locked eyes with someone for two stops, and now we're common-law commuters.

Grocery Store Stares

Navigating the gauntlet of judgmental stares while shopping for unhealthy snacks
Saw my ex at the grocery store. We had a moment over the produce section, where I pretended to care about organic kale while she pretended not to judge my frozen pizza selection.

Gym Stares

The pressure of being judged while working out
At the gym, I tried to make eye contact with the attractive person on the treadmill. They increased the speed. I increased my awkwardness.

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