15 Jokes For Square

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Updated on: Sep 03 2024

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What's a square's favorite dance move? The box step!
Why did the square refuse to play hide and seek? Because it always gets cornered!
Why was the square always invited to parties? Because it had four good sides to bring to the conversation!
What's a square's favorite game? Squash!
What do you call a square that's always moving? A roamin' numeral!

Square Meals Conspiracy

I heard about this new diet – it's called the square meals diet. You only eat things that are square. Let me tell you, it's tough. I've been surviving on square pizza, square burgers, and square ice cream. My stomach's starting to think it's in a Pixar movie!

The Square of Wisdom

They say wisdom comes with age, but have you ever tried explaining TikTok to a grandma? It's like asking a square to be hip. She thinks LOL stands for Lots of Lint. I told her it's a laughing thing, not a laundry thing!

Relationship Geometry

Relationships are like squares – stable, but also prone to right angles. My girlfriend told me I need to be more romantic. So, I took her to a candlelit dinner at a square table. She said, Honey, I love you, but this is just acute dinner.

The Square Revolution

I think it's time for a square revolution. Let's embrace the corners and the straight edges. I'm starting a movement – #TeamSquare. Triangles and circles, you're cool too, but squares are where it's at. Join the revolution, and let's make the world a more angular place!

Square in a Round World

Life's tough when you're a square in a round world. People keep telling me to think outside the box, but I'm over here struggling to fit through the revolving door. It's like trying to fit a puzzle piece into the wrong jigsaw!

The Square Dilemma

You ever notice how life's like a square? It's got four sides, and sometimes it feels like you're just going in circles. I tried thinking outside the box, but now I'm stuck in this weird hexagon, and I can't find the exit!

The Square Root of Procrastination

I tried to calculate the square root of my procrastination. Turns out, it's an imaginary number. No wonder I keep putting things off – my to-do list exists in a parallel dimension where time doesn't matter!

Square vs. Circle Debate

I overheard a heated debate between a square and a circle. The square was like, I'm so practical and have equal sides! The circle fired back, Yeah, but I'm well-rounded! It was like geometry's version of a rap battle. I think the triangle was the referee.

Square in the Workplace

I tried to bring some geometry to my office. I suggested we replace the conference table with a giant square. My boss said, Great idea, but how are we going to fit everyone in? I said, Well, some might have to be acute and stand in the corners!

Square Dance Madness

I went to a square dance recently. Man, they really need to update those dance moves. It's like a bunch of people trapped in a geometry class. I accidentally did the hypotenuse hop, and now I'm banned for being too acute!

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