5 Jokes For Square

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 03 2024

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The Paranoid Square

Always thinking there's a conspiracy
My paranoid friend thinks crop circles are just squares trying to communicate with us. Now he's attempting to decipher geometry in cornfields.

The Romantic Square

Struggling with relationships
I asked my square buddy how his love life was going. He said it was like trying to fit a square peg into a round hole, and that was just the dates.

The Overly Literal Square

Interpreting everything as a geometric shape
My friend is so square that when he heard about a political scandal, he thought they were talking about a corrupt shape.

The Sentient Square

Dealing with self-awareness
My self-aware friend believes he's the only sentient square in the world. I didn't have the heart to tell him about Minecraft.

The Rebellious Square

Rebelling against conformity
I asked my square-minded friend to be more flexible. Now he's doing yoga in the shape of a rigid polygon.

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