7 Jokes For Spit Or Swallow

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Updated on: Aug 02 2024

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I asked my friend if he prefers spitting or swallowing coffee. He said, 'I take it one sip at a time!
I tried to teach my dog to spit, but he just kept wagging his tail... I guess he's a swallower!
My friend is so competitive, he challenges everyone to a spitting contest... He's really a tough loogie to beat!
Spitting out watermelon seeds? That's just nature's way of saying 'let's plant some summer fun!
I tried a spitting contest once... but it just didn't sit right. Swallowed my pride instead!
Why was the lemonade scared to spit? It didn't want to make a sour impression!
Why did the juice refuse to spit? It wanted to swallow its pride!

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