7+ Best One Liners Jokes For spit or swallow

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I used to be indecisive about spitting or swallowing, but then I realized... it's just a matter of taste!

The secret to success? Knowing when to spit out the bad and swallow the good!

What did the chef say about seasoning? 'Always spit to taste, never swallow the mistake!

Spitting out watermelon seeds is like planting tiny hopes for a fruity garden!

What's a pirate's least favorite weather? A spit-storm! They prefer smooth sailing and swallows!

Why don't vampires spit? They always prefer to swallow their pride!

I accidentally swallowed some food coloring... the doctor said I'm okay, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside!

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