bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
The Lifeguard
Keeping the pool safe while dealing with suggestive inquiries
0
0
Lifeguarding is all fun and games until you have to explain to a concerned parent that asking, "Spit or swallow?" is part of our pool safety protocol, not a pickup line.
The Fitness Trainer
Balancing exercise instructions with unintended innuendos
0
0
Nothing kills the mood in the gym faster than having to explain to a new client that when I say, "Spit or swallow?" during a workout, it's about hydration, not relationship advice.
The Dentist
Maintaining professionalism during dental procedures
0
0
My dental assistant once overheard me asking, "Spit or swallow?" and thought I was giving love advice. Now our waiting room has a reputation for being the most romantic spot in town!
The Chef
Culinary choices and kitchen etiquette
0
0
The health inspector walked in right when I asked my line cook, "Spit or swallow?" referring to a sauce. Needless to say, our hygiene rating took a hit that day.
Post a Comment