8+ Best One Liners Jokes For speed bump

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What did one speed bump say to the other? 'You make me feel so up and down!

I met a speedy snail who said, 'Speed bumps are my arch-enemies!' They really slow me down!

What do speed bumps listen to while working? Bumpin' tunes!

What's a speed bump's favorite movie genre? Bump and grind!

Speed bumps need vacations too. They're always feeling a bit 'paved' out!

I tried to befriend a speed bump, but it said, 'I'm not looking for any 'speedy' relationships!

I asked a speed bump if it had any hobbies. It said, 'I'm just really into stopping things!

I once dated a speed bump. Our relationship hit a roadblock!

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