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Why did the special needs student bring a ladder to class? He wanted to go to high school!
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What did the special needs detective say to the suspect? 'I'll let you off the hook – I'm just 'reel' good at my job!
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I told my special needs friend a joke about elevators. He didn't get it – he's more of a 'stairs' guy.
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Why did the special needs athlete become a musician? He wanted to compose himself!
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I tried to tell a special needs joke, but I didn't want to offend anyone. So, I decided to keep it simple and just 'roll' with it.
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Why did the special needs chef always add extra spice to his dishes? He wanted to 'spice' things up a bit!
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Why did the math book for special needs students become a bestseller? It had a lot of 'problems' solved!
Conveniently Caffeinated
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My buddy with special needs is the only person I know who turns a simple coffee run into a major event. I mean, getting him a cup of coffee is like orchestrating a military operation. Attention, everyone! Operation Caffeine Commence! It's not just a cup of coffee; it's a strategic mission to keep him conveniently caffeinated. I've never seen someone so reliant on caffeine since, well, everyone else I know.
Elevator Drama Queen
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You haven't experienced true elevator drama until you've ridden one with my friend. The elevator door starts closing, and he's like, Hold the door! Now, I don't know about you, but I've never felt more pressure in my life. I become the reluctant hero, frantically pushing the Door Open button, thinking, Is this how action movie stars feel? All this drama, and we're just going up two floors.
Audiobook Marathon Master
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You know you're hanging out with someone with special needs when your casual road trip turns into an epic audiobook marathon. Forget about the latest music hits; we're diving deep into the world of literature at 65 miles per hour. I never thought I'd hear someone say, Can we pause the audiobook? I need to stretch my legs. I'm like, Bro, it's an audiobook, not a workout routine!
The Accessibility Critic
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My buddy with special needs has become the unofficial Accessibility Critic. He evaluates every place we go like a seasoned food critic at a fancy restaurant. Two stars for the ramp, five stars for the spacious bathroom. I half-expect him to pull out a tiny notepad and start jotting down notes like, Lacks proper wheelchair parking ambiance. It's like we're on an episode of Diners, Drive-Ins, and Ramps.
Spectacularly Special
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You know, they say everyone is special in their own way. Well, my friend took it to a whole new level. He's not just special; he's got a VIP pass to the special club. They call it special needs, but I like to think of it as spectacularly special. Like, he's not just getting extra attention; he's getting the red carpet treatment. I've never seen someone command so much assistance just to find their car keys.
Wheelchair Racing Champion
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My friend in a wheelchair has a need for speed that puts Formula 1 to shame. I call him the Wheelchair Racing Champion. You'd think his wheelchair is turbocharged the way he zips around. We're just hanging out, and suddenly, he takes off like he's in a NASCAR race. I'm like, Dude, slow down! I can barely keep up on my own two feet, and here you are, breaking the sound barrier in a wheelchair.
Inclusive Fashionista
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My friend with special needs is not just a trendsetter; he's an inclusive fashionista. Forget about those high heels that make you question your life choices; he's all about comfort and style. It's like a fashion revolution every time we shop together. Who needs a runway when you've got a wheelchair? he says. I'm just trying to keep up with the fashion-forward wheelchair brigade.
The Accessory King
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If there's one thing my friend with special needs has mastered, it's accessorizing. He's like the king of accessories. Crutches, wheelchair, and an occasional leg brace – it's like a mobile fashion exhibit. I asked him once if he ever considered a cane just for the aesthetic. He looked at me dead serious and said, Nah, canes are so last season. I'm over here struggling to match my socks, and he's curating the next big accessory trend.
Parallel Parking Prodigy
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My friend in a wheelchair is a parallel parking prodigy. I've seen him pull off maneuvers that would make a stunt driver jealous. It's like watching a precision dance as he navigates into the perfect parking spot. Meanwhile, I'm still trying to figure out how to parallel park without hitting the curb. He's out there showing off his skills like it's a parking Olympics.
Dance Floor Dynamo
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At parties, my friend with special needs transforms into a dance floor dynamo. You wouldn't believe the moves this guy's got. I'm over here doing the awkward two-step, and he's like, Watch and learn! Suddenly, the wheelchair becomes part of the choreography. It's like a futuristic dance routine from a sci-fi movie. I'm just trying not to trip over my own feet, and he's out there busting moves that defy the laws of physics.
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