5 Jokes For Special Needs

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 18 2025

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Fitness Journey

Special needs at the gym
My gym has this state-of-the-art equipment with touchscreens. I accidentally hit the emergency button, and a voice blared, "Assistance required." It's like, "No, I just wanted to change the TV channel, not summon the Avengers.

Dating Scene

Navigating the world of romance with special needs
I took my date to a fancy restaurant. The waiter handed me the menu, and I said, "Can you just bring me something that won't require me using the word 'quinoa' in a sentence?

Job Interview

Trying to impress the boss with special needs
The interviewer asked if I had experience working in a fast-paced environment. I replied, "Define 'fast-paced.' Is it faster than my grandma playing bingo or slower than my internet connection during a rainstorm?

Technology Trouble

Special needs and the challenges of modern gadgets
I tried voice recognition software, but every time I said, "Call Mom," it dialed the local pizza place. I guess my phone is trying to tell me something about my cooking skills.

Airport Security

Navigating the security checkpoint with special needs
The TSA guy pulled me aside for additional screening. I said, "Buddy, if my special needs include having to explain why my suitcase is full of snacks, then yes, guilty as charged!

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