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I tried having a deep conversation with my speaker once. I asked it, "What's the meaning of life?" You know what it said? "I'm sorry, I don't understand the question." If even my speaker can't figure it out, I guess I'll just stick to comedy.
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I asked my speaker to tell me a joke, and it said, "Why did the scarecrow win an award?" I said, "I don't know, why?" It replied, "Because he was outstanding in his field." Robert Orben, you sneaky wordsmith, infiltrating our AI systems with dad jokes.
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I feel like my speaker judges me silently every time I ask it to play a guilty pleasure song. It's like, "Really? 'Barbie Girl' again?" Hey, don't judge me, Robert Orben speaker. We all have our musical skeletons in the closet.
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about new speakers. Forget the flashy cars; show me a speaker with Bluetooth 5.0, and I'm sold. My dream car now has four wheels and a killer sound system. Move over, luxury cars; I've got Robert Orben vibes rolling with me.
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Ever notice how speakers and politicians have something in common? They both talk a lot, and half the time, you're not sure if what they're saying makes any sense. Maybe we should start calling them "Robert Orben politicians." It's got a nice ring to it.
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I love how we have these high-tech speakers nowadays, but they still can't pronounce certain words correctly. I asked my speaker to play some classical music, and it responded with, "Now playing, Beethooven's Symphony No. 9." Beethooven? Is there a musical dog in the orchestra that I don't know about?
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You know, I was thinking about these speakers, Robert Orben. I bet they're like the unsung heroes of our living rooms. I mean, who needs therapy when you've got Robert Orben speakers telling you jokes and making you laugh in the middle of the night? They're like the laughter version of a nightlight.
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Speakers these days are so smart; they can tell you the weather, answer your questions, and even crack a joke. But they still can't understand when you tell them, "I'm not talking to you; I'm on a call." I'm starting to think my speaker has a secret crush on my pizza delivery guy.
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You ever notice how speakers have this incredible talent for playing the most embarrassing songs at the worst possible moments? Nothing like having a serious discussion with someone, and suddenly your speaker decides it's the perfect time for "It's Raining Men.
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You ever notice how speakers have the power to turn any room into a dance floor? I could be in the kitchen making a sandwich, and suddenly the speaker starts playing a funky beat. Next thing you know, I'm doing the sandwich shuffle. Robert Orben, the DJ of our daily lives.
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