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The Amateur Magician
Juggling magic tricks and wisdom
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I asked Orben for a magic-related quote, and he said, "Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success." So now, every time a trick goes wrong, I tell myself I'm just waiting for success to magically appear. It hasn't worked yet.
The Literal Interpreter
Taking everything too literally
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I tried following Orben's advice: "Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down, I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral." Now, I'm banned from the United Nations for dividing nations into size categories.
The Hopeful Relationship Guru
Applying love advice in the real world
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I asked Orben about dealing with relationship conflicts, and he said, "Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch." Tried that, too. Turns out, most people don't appreciate being compared to an electric shock in a relationship.
The Confused Event Planner
Navigating the world of speakers and events
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I asked Robert Orben for event-planning advice, and he told me, "A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers." I tried incorporating that wisdom into a corporate retreat. The team-building exercises were great, but the eulogy at the end got awkward.
The Corporate Speaker
Balancing professionalism with absurdity
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Orben said, "The best way to make a silk purse from a sow's ear is to begin with a silk sow." I tried it in my office; turns out, they prefer traditional office supplies, not my attempt at a fancy pig-themed desk organizer.
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