7 Jokes About Soviet Russia

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Updated on: Feb 23 2025

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In Soviet Russia, you don't choose the party. The party chooses you, and it's mandatory fun!
Why did the Soviet cow become a famous artist? It had a-moosing propaganda!
Why did the Soviet athlete always carry a pencil? In case he had to draw Lenin the line!
Why did the Soviet cat join the party? It heard there were plenty of comrades to purr with!
Why do Soviet spies make terrible stand-up comedians? Their delivery is always classified.
What's the Soviet version of Netflix and chill? Lenin and relax.
In Soviet Russia, bread lines you up for a good time! It's the yeast they could do.

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