6 Jokes About Soviet Russia

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Updated on: Feb 23 2025

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Why don't Soviet cars ever break down? Because they Stalin every problem!
Why did the Soviet chicken join the KGB? It heard they were experts in coop-erative intelligence.
I told my friend a Soviet joke, but he didn't laugh. He said the humor was too Marx for him.
Why did the Soviet chicken join the military? It wanted to prove it had eggs-treme courage!
In Soviet Russia, TV watches you! It's the only country where the remote controls you.
I asked a Soviet historian how they managed to keep secrets for so long. He replied, 'It's classified information.

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